When music like this comes on in the kitchen I transition into a sort of reverse sea-legs, shoulders gimbaled so the bowl of eggs I’m beating stays level despite the skanking taking place belowdecks. Featuring Ranking Roger and the masterful Saxa:
Come I seh you brudda Matt nuh bother gwan lik a rat, eh!
Because de rat him get a dead up by de cat, uh!
You sister Pat noh bother gwan like dat, eh!
Because we all know dat Elvis died fat…