The value of paying attention in English class

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This moment of mortification is brought to you by someone in the agency for Starbucks and every single person in their marketing department who vetted these materials.

Business students, learn this important fact now: if you’re not going to attend your English/writing classes because you can’t reconcile the ROI, you’d better make so much money you can hire someone who did. Just like there is never a second chance to make a first impression, the appearance of laziness & amateurism is stickier than maple syrup on a three year old.

Vegetables ≠ vegatables
Vegetables ≠ vegatables
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2 thoughts on “The value of paying attention in English class

    violet wilde said:
    March 19, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    So beautiful. I can’t tell you how much I laughed.

    Thanks for sharing.

    wes responded:
    March 20, 2012 at 11:10 AM

    You’re entirely welcome, VW.

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